Ouch?

It’s no secret that in the last few years, I have allowed my health to slide. Fortunately I miss what I used to do and what I was, that I am slowly working on it to get back in shape. I’ll get there.

About month or so ago, I started to experience a sting when Peed. Yep. When I peed. I started taking some medicine for a urinary track infection which was diagnosed by my good friends at WEb MD. After three days it started to get a little better, and only stung at the end of the pee.

Then we ate dinner at Dodies on Lower Greenville in Dallas; a lovely little cajun restaurant that has become one of my faves. When we made it home, I went to go deliver my pee as normal. At the end of the pee it stung for a second, then my wiener, made a “Pfft….Peeeeew” sound and shot a rock out of my dickhole. It hit the toilet with some vigor and even a ping sound , then fell to the back of the bowl on the rim. I sat stunned for a moment. I wasn’t sure that all that just happened. I picked it up and to my surprise I delivered  the most beautiful kidney stone.

A Penis Pebble

A Cock Rock

After analyzing it, it was best to get a photo of it next to a penny to show it’s gigantic dimensions. “Oh No you din’t!”. Oh yes I did.

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when you make something like this, you are pretty god damn proud. In fact some might say it would take a mammoth penis to deliver such a thing. But what I really found is that after the rock dried, it showed some beautiful sediment type lines…..like a mountain or something. I made something that god would have made. I am unbelievable.

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One Response to “Ouch?”

  1. Ronnie Melvin Says:

    Well,my friend i have had kidney stones since about 84,,I assure you they are no fun as you found out,,,and its hard to get the pain meds you really need unlike 1984,,,So that being said,,,Drink lots of fluids because if they have to go get one you will be writing another blog about WHAT Thats a EXIT ONLY!!!!

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